Zakuani dekes Mullan

Four Legs in MLS

Mullan breaks Zakuani's leg

Four Legs in MLS

(To the tune of CSNY's 'Ohio')

Horror tackles and Garber fiddling,
Hacks and thugs free to roam
This summer I hear the snapping
Four legs in MLS

Gotta get down to it
Talentless hacks are cutting them down
Should have been banned long ago
What if you saw him
Lying crippled on the pitch
How can you play on when you know?

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Gotta get down to it
Talentless hacks are cutting them down
Should have been banned long ago
What if you saw him
Lying crippled on the pitch
How can you play on when you know?

Horror tackles and Garber fiddling,
Hacks and thugs free to roam
This summer I hear the snapping
Four legs in MLS

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How many more?

Why!?

Why!?


Dedicated to Branko Boskovic, David Ferreira, Javier Morales and especially Steve Zakuani.

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