Juan Carlos Osorio (clueless)

Juan Carlos Assorio

Juan Carlos Osorio (empty stadium)

Juan Carlos Assorio

(To the tune of 'Mrs. Robinson')

Loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, LOSE!

Loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, LOSE!

Loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, loo-loo, LOSE!

{Refrain}
Here's a finger for you, Juan Carlos Osorio
Agoos loves you more than you will know (oh, no, no)
God help us all, Juan Carlos Osorio
Hoboken holds a place for those who pray
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

We wish you knew a little bit about tactics for the team
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see unathletic guys
Stumbling about the plastic pitch they call home

{refrain}

Conway hid it in a place where no one ever goes
Put it in a locker with the jock straps
Dirty little secret, it's the goalkeeper's supply
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the scrubs

{refrain}

Sitting on the bench on a Saturday afternoon
Going through the motions
Laugh about it, shout about it
Starting other teams' refuse
No matter which players you choose, Red Bull always lose

Where have you gone, Dave van den Bergh
Lyndhurst turns its lonely eyes to you (boo hoo hoo)
What's that you say, Juan Carlos Osorio
Good cross Dave has left and gone away
(Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

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