and buffoons who spare no effort in ruining the Beautiful Game.
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Turd of the Week | |
| The TotW is a reward bestowed on the cretins, jerks, morons, bozos, and buffoons who spare no effort in ruining the Beautiful Game. |
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# |
Date |
Name |
Affiliation |
Accomplishment |
| 43 | Jan 8 | Diego Maradona | Coked up has-been | Making that pile of powder in "Scarface" look like a molehill |
| 44 | Jan 15 | Hank Steinbrecher | USSF Massa | Keeping the help in their God-given place |
| 45 | Jan 29 | Hasbro | Corporate raiders | Plundering cherished memories |
| 46 | Feb 26 | John Norquist Tim-MAY! Krause |
Tree hugger Carpet bagger |
Tearing down beautiful freeways |
| 47 | Mar 4 | USP Fry Cooks | McDonald's washouts | Service with a smile |
| 48 | Mar 11 | Newcastle United & (In)Justice Blackburne | Used Car Dealers of the Year | Read the fine print, dummy. |
| 49 | Mar 18 | Nicolas Anelka | Jolly St. Nic | Turning out for his club once a year |
| 50 | Apr 1 | Position Vacant | - | - |
| 51 | Apr 8 | Galatasaray | Murderers | Official club & government sponsored hooliganism |
| 52 | Apr 15 | UEFA | Heartless bastards | Blindly adhering to the rules |
| 53 | Apr 22 | Big Mouth Asshole Parents (BMAPs) | Big mouth assholes | Being loud & obnoxious assholes |
| 54 | Apr 29 | NCAA | Nazi colleges | Exploitating athletes |
| 55 | May 13 | The Casual Fan | Small mouth asshole | Being obnoxiously quiet assholes |
| 56 | May 27 | Ivan Gazidis | MLS personnel czar | Turning MLS into Major Laughing Stock |
| 57 | Jun 3 | Kosovo Albanians | Bratty little sister | Punishing athletes |
| 58 | Jun 10 | Position Vacant | - | - |
| 59 | Jun 17 | MLS | Would be American 1st Division | Treating Open Cup like toilet paper |
| 60 | Jun 24 | The Press | Urinalists | Yellow journalism |
| 61 | Jul 1 | Jeff Carron | School board president | Yuppy safety Nazi |
| 62 | Jul 15 | Metros Fans Who Love Oldfart | Deaf, dumb & blind kids | Willfully denying reality |
| 63 | Jul 22 | ESPN - The Twilight Zone | Mindless chimps | Fear of losing bananas |
| 64 | Jul 29 | Don Garber | Prãsident Major Laughing Stock | Being el Mierdador's bitch |
| 65 | Aug 12 | Luis Figo | Erstwhile Barca midfielder | Graceless jerk |
| 66 | Aug 19 | Ivan Gazidis | MLS personnel czar | Reeping the weeds he sowed |
| 67 | Aug 26 | Frank DuRoss | Rochester Rhinos president | Not practicing what he preaches |
| 68 | Sep 9 | Bradford City Council | Local Government Scrooges | Damning another generation of English football |
| 69 | Sep 16 | Thomas Rongen | DC United's supposed coach | Alchemy |
| 70 | Sep 23 | Pat Bishop | Funny, funny guy | Not being very funny |
| 71 | Sep 30 | Clive 'CC Sr' Charles Conor 'CC Jr' Casey |
US Olympic Coach Coach's Pet |
Olympian incompetence & nepotism |
| 72 | Oct 14 | MetroStars | Ivan the Terrible's pet team | Not fulfilling league-mandated destiny |
| 73 | Oct 21 | Big Mouth Asshole Parents (BMAPs) | Total lack of perspective | Making Balkans look peaceful |
| 74 | Oct 28 | Sergey Sukov | Ego-impaired idiot | Screwing my fantasy team |
| 75 | Nov 11 | KPMG | Bean counters | Getting in early holiday mood |
| 76 | Nov 15 | Sepp Blatter | Bumbling FIFA chief | Ethical inconsistency |
| 77 | Dec 9 | 1860 München | Unterhaching reserves | Wah, wah, wah all the way home |
| 78 | Dec 16 | Diego Maradona | God's right hand | Classless jerk |
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