and buffoons who spare no effort in ruining the Beautiful Game.
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Turd of the Week | |
| The TotW is a reward bestowed on the cretins, jerks, morons, bozos, and buffoons who spare no effort in ruining the Beautiful Game. |
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# |
Date |
Name |
Affiliation |
Accomplishment |
| 1 | Jan 22 | Dr. Bob Contiguglia | USSF President | Sucking up to Sepp Blatter |
| 2 | Jan 29 | Lennart Johannsen | UEFA President | Supporting two referee system |
| 3 | Feb 5 | Doug Newman | KC Wizards General Manager | Ignorance of basic economic principle |
| 4 | Feb 12 | Soccer America | US soccer newspaper | Italian standards of postal rapidity |
| 5 | Feb 19 | IFAB | Law-making body | Experimenting with two referee system, instant replay and distance penalties (like American football). Probably experimenting with drugs too ... |
| 6 | Feb 26 | Stuart Subotnick John Kluge |
RotMasters investor-operator Billionaire Puppet Master |
Firing Sunil Gulati " " " |
| 7 | Mar 5 | Debbie Keller | US international | Crybaby |
| 8 | Mar 12 | Sepp Blatter | FIFA President | Inverting schedules |
| 9 | Mar 19 | Greek Mutt | Man's best friend | Taking it literally |
| 10 | Apr 9 | Robbie Fowler | Liverpool forward | Setting ever-lower standards for crass behavior |
| 11 | Apr 16 | Doug Logan | MLS President | Crapshoot |
| 12 | Apr 23 | Position vacant. Qualified candidates, please apply. | ||
| 13 | Apr 30 | KC Wizards Minister of Fun | Sending enthusiastic fans to the Gulag | |
| 14 | May 7 | Joe Machnik | MLS referee kingpin | Malfeasance |
| 15 | May 14 | Position vacant. Again. This is really starting to tick me off ... | ||
| 16 | May 21 | Betty Montgomery Catherine Philbin |
Ohio Attorney General MLS Commissar of Corporate Communications |
Grandstanding Anti-Tobaco Nazi Piddling |
| 17 | May 28 | Mike Woitalla | Ink-stained wretch | Supporting two referee system |
| 18 | Jun 5 | Dan Courtemanche | MLS Commissar of Disinformation | Disengenuousness |
| 19 | Jun 12 | Disney | Insidious agent of evil | Preempting intelligence |
| 20 | Jun 19 | European Union Court of Justice | Justice? | Dispensing ludicrous decisions, just like American courts |
| 21 | Jun 26 | Charlie Stillitano | RotMasters GM | Where do I possibly begin? |
| 22 | Jul 17 | Asia Football Confederation (AFC) | Mandarins of Asian football | Threatening football seppuku |
| 23 | Jul 24 | Doug Logan | Prãsident Crapshoot MLS | Byzantine player deals |
| 24 | Jul 31 | Milwaukee Rampage | Former A-League Champions | Losing to some U10 team |
| 25 | Aug 7 | John Kluge Stuart Subotnick |
Billionaire RotMasters owner John Kluge's Step'N'Fetchit |
Only the Shadow knows what evil lurks in their hearts |
| 26 | Aug 14 | Position vacant. Lots of candidates though ... | ||
| 27 | Aug 21 | That Asshole I Played Against Friday | Soccer Genius | God's gift to referees |
| 28 | Aug 28 | Kevin Stott, George Vergara, Jorge De la Bandera | Revolution-RotMasters ref crew | Subjecting us to more than 90 minutes of Revolution-RotMasters "action" |
| 29 | Sep 4 | Don 'Shemp' Garber | Prãsident Crapshoot MLS | Wo ist? |
| 30 | Sep 11 | MWN Sports | Con artists | Spam, spam, spam, spam ... |
| 31 | Sep 18 | Jonathan Kraft | NE Revolution honcho/daddy's boy | Giving cake to the proletariat |
| 32 | Sep 25 | MLS Competition Committee | Murderers | Blowing out knees like TV Lenny blows out stereos |
| 33 | Oct 16 | Scotland Police | Jackbooted Happy Warriors | Doing what 600 years of English rule couldn't do |
| 34 | Oct 23 | Position vacant. Some morons, but no Turd ... | ||
| 35 | Oct 30 | Lynne Meterparel | San Jose Clash ... err ... Earthquakes GM | Godawful team slogan |
| 36 | Nov 6 | Francisco Marcos | USL Generalissimo | Conspiracy |
| 37 | Nov 13 | David Russell, Tim Taylor & JoAnne Taylor | A dick & two nuts | Skewered priorities |
| 38 | Nov 20 | Charlie Stillitano | Still the RotMasters GM, after all these fuckups | Incompetence above & beyond the call of doody |
| 39 | Nov 27 | Massachusetts State Police | Public servants? | Doing proud fascist thugs the world over |
| 40 | Dec 4 | Sven-Goran Eriksson | Lazio coach | Control freak |
| 41 | Dec 11 | Nicolas Anelka | Real Madrid forward | Giving his life for our sins |
| 42 | Dec 18 | Francisco Marcos | USL Generalissimo | Conspiracy. What else? Again. |
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